Awkward words? 

This is a result of watching soccer reviews with a man saying the word “penetrate” one too many times.

penetrate (obviously)
intercourse
feces
urine
bosoms
urinary tract
Uranus (is there anyone on this planet who didn’t laugh when they heard/said this in elementary school or even high school?)
plopping
ejaculate
moist
hobnob
vagina
pillaging
masticate
masturbate
anus/anal/bum/bottom
crusty
subpoena
pulsating
quiver
hump
pawn
nasal
pussy (most awkward word ever, ever, ever)
twaddle
penis
strutted
quaff
titillate
kumquat
cavity
lactating
menstrual
tang
snot
fornicate

~added~:
ointment
fetus
placenta
throbbing
prostate
slurp
gushing
discharge
juicy
invaginate
fondle
wenis
grope
testicle
coitus
flaccid

Feel free to add on…


  1. smilingmakesthedaygofaster reblogged this from yerawizardharry
  2. jujupfeiffer answered: noogie
  3. bronanamama answered: moist
  4. bsturg answered: Supple
  5. wordthreads reblogged this from yerawizardharry
  6. fishystix1994 answered: MAKE LOVE
  7. ceceliamicheels answered: wart, haha.
  8. amy-fieldmouse reblogged this from yerawizardharry
  9. kiyunkimold answered: squirm
  10. mama-grizzly answered: pianist
  11. monophobicmisanthropist answered: ointment
  12. lainiechrisman answered: moist
  13. serendipitaciousjoy answered: insemenation!
  14. svart--svenska answered: Moist & Squelch. They sound like what they mean and it’s more than off putting..
  15. squinteastwood answered: nipple and fondle
  16. gaygipsybarmitzvah answered: *barfs*
  17. elleareemm reblogged this from yerawizardharry and added:
    INVAGINATE!!! LOL! first time my instructor said it...40 something adults giggled. True...
  18. yeahimalive reblogged this from yerawizardharry and added:
    ew ew ew i’m cringing just reading this.
  19. brasspistol answered: Vulva
  20. messyartist answered: weiner.
  21. butteredgoldentoast answered: root
  22. missmarauder answered: Cunnilingus. Most awkward ever
  23. nickikereliuk answered: cock.
  24. diamondsanddeath reblogged this from yerawizardharry
  25. magneticpanda answered: THRUST
  26. annieherself answered: Poupée. French for doll, but, you know, looks and sounds like…huhuhuh. Maturity.
  27. hadthe89vision answered: nipple
  28. malleus-maleficarum answered: panties
  29. reaganation answered: PUS and sphincter
  30. taxicab answered: ovulation
  31. ihatemyname answered: I loathe the word nipple.
  32. myloveisaquestion answered: ‘erect’. As in to erect a tent, that’s mostly the context I hear it in, but I always snigger childishly.
  33. gokartmozart answered: chunky


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